The fun has started. In sauna Lemming/Orange and Zados/Damones sat next to each other and Lo, people noticed how similar they are. Did someone mention hairy animal like bodies and bald heads?
Oh shit! That's Lemming posing naked with the notorious Damones founder Zados! Uh well, everyone's got nudie pics of themselves in the internet anyway, right? The story behind this picture is that I had been in the army for some while before the party and I had to cut my hair. I had shaven myself bald just a few days before the party, and on the party people started noticing how similar me and Zados looked; both bald, hairy and heavily equipped (hehe!). Uncle Grendel noticed this also and decided to take this cute picture of us :). So, that's me on the right and Zados on the left if someone doesn't recognize.
The first ladies sauna session was commented as "classic girls sauna", as Hanna told afterwards that half of the 'ladies' were guys. All of us who then had wanted to sauna too but were too much of gentleman types to disturb them were naturally quite appalled.
During saturday after people came back from some the dinner
Grendel & couple guys got to the partyplace with a bunch of ladies
following in just a moment. Again the ladies reserved whole sauna
and Grendel was so disappointed as he had dreamed "now, I will SAUNA"
and suddenly the ladies robbed him of his dream. Oh, and naturally,
afterwards the ladies said "oh but of course you could have come to
sauna with us." Another bugger.
He, as the humble meek self he is, admitted afterwards "no doubt I have the scene figure of the decade. Lemming/Orage comes of course as the good no.2".
Original comment: Kieltämättä minulla on vuosikymmenen skenevartalo, hyvänä kakkosen tulee
tietenkin Lemming / Orangesta.
From left to right: Gurdan/(B), Dr.Dick/(B), FCS/Finnish Gold, Dice/Ex-Doomsday, AMJ/(B), Grendel/(B), Birra/(B), Sunnu (still in CNCD?) and Micron/(B) showing a bit of his tummy.
And a good selection of already emptied bottles. Argh, someone's been
drinking Karhu. Yuck.
Poor lads hadn't seen each other for months and immediately
they're documented for the generations to come.
And as you can guess, THAT was written by Lemming, not Grendel.
This is sometime in Friday/Saturday night but why both have clothes on?
Peeri, old Amiga guys, had quite good luck there. He doesn't drink booze, rather unnatural for a guy in (B) meeting, but had gone wild and bought a small bottle of some tough liquir. He started to make a fire in the fireplace for some heavy sausage stuff - and managed to swoosh his bottle down to the floor. Bängcrash. First casualty. Not the last either.
Bottle breaking was actually very small there, Micron's lady Kati
made the record with the classic "uups I broke a bottle
Notice how Sivu is threatening the cameraman with the hugely
terrifying chinese built AK47 copy that cost 10 marks in local
artillery shop, where (B) people were loading Micron's car
with necessary alcoholic beverages.
Birra wanted to make a statement to all the women of the world:
This was accomplished by moving the (B) 10 Years posters from the table
and replacing them with Birra's physical body, under the "Ota" (take)
flyer on the wall. Idea was to suggest people that they should grab
the posters. Birra was seen to enter a bus home on Sunday, feeling
rather bad, so it didn't succeed.
Grendel suspected that "Birra Tell" will miss the orange or mandarin
anyway so he was armed as well. If those were real guns Grendel
would have a hole in forehead. Revege was outright.
Professor Fate managed to avoid cameras quite well but no wonder. After all that
home distilled poison he better avoid people who might remember his face.
Fate played dirty tricks on people and offered a lot of "Koskenkorva" booze.
Only later he revealed it was really much stronger self made stuff.
A lot of people were werrry drunk because him :-)
Zadosin lausumana "se sika kusetti mua juottamalla sitä gossuna. Ei ihme että sisuskalut
huokaisivat aamenen."
Zados myöntää: Sisuskalut huutavat Armoa. Ei ennenaikainen siemensyöksykään mene samaan
kategoriaan syövän kanssa.
Three of the vets. Peeri, 2nd on left doesnt belong on this photo. :) Imagine him away.
Left-right:
One of them is wealthy. And came previous day from worktrip in Asia. Guess who's the one.
We have taken this photo many serious, long and fascinated looks and
finally decided that it must be Hazard/(B) ass. It might be possible
that HC-Anna/(B) if the naked female behind.
The legendary swimming competition is about to begin. Each contestant
had to swim through the pool, drink a bottle of beer and let the
next person in his team jump into the pool repeating the same thing. Each team had around
4 members.
Here people are getting ready. Or unready. Lots of hassle first.
In this
picture from left to right, Razorback/Doomsday, FCS/Finnish Gold,
AMJ/(B), Gurdan/(B), Birra (?), Mr.Sex/(B), Moku, Kakka/Damones and
Dice.
Judge Hazard of Manse City 1 is watching the first competitor making the extra long
5 meters dash.
Virne is clearly worried about their team's performance and
is trying to make them drink faster.
Byterapers' hometeam:
And by the way, don't you think Birra looks like he's been awake a bit too long?
And the guest team was:
Official guest team statement:
More boozers: Sivu/(B), Virne/Coma, Yolk/CNCD, Jmagic/Komplex and
Sunnu.
Reward/Komplex (I think? With his back to the camera), Gallstone,
Sunnu, Peeri the pizza-eater who appeared a few pictures ago and Dr.Dick/(B).
Birra/(B) is posing with somewhat legendary QueWU flyer from the original
Byterapers 10 years celebration in the back. The flyers were done
back then by Qawu/Coma. Qawu was supposed to come to the 12 years
party too but he told us that he couldn't 'coz he was suffering from
a mega-hangover. Most people on the party, including myself, thought
that this was a pitiful excuse :).
Take me!
Women! HC-Anna/(B), Jazz/(B) and Laura.
No more booze for this toxicated couple! And those sticky arrow-guns
are always a pain in the ass, I wonder who keeps bringing them to
these parties :).
Now Grendel and Birra are switching positions. Do notice my bald head
in the background (or is it Zados? Who knows, heh).
Whoever took this silly picture must've been drunk. Zados on the left.
Kakka/Damones (on the right) is teaching Suckho/(B) how to deepthroat
a sausage.
Professor Fate/(B), Suckho/(B) and Gallstone/Finnish Gold probably
having another one of those coder-chats.
How cute! Passed out people!
Whoa! Art! Zados/Damones having a puke in the basket while Jazz/(B)
looks a bit dominating. I wonder what they were up to.
More passed out people doing a lovely pose (I wonder how long they
slept like this!). That's Spastic (I think?) sleeping under Jmagic's
ass. How original.
Looks like Mr.Sex had to relax a while too and let some of the
alcohol and weed get out of his body.
Old people. (a direct quote from B&B!)
Zados/Damones, Loki/Stack, Grendel/Byterapers.
Officer novice Suckho/(B) is probably being joked of by Mr.Sex
and Sivu/(B) because of his promising army career :).
I'm not going to touch this picture with a twelve foot pole.
Sivu on the left.
Grendel is having a drink while being passed out! This skill requires
mystical forces which only a true boozer can posses.
Gurdan is giving first-aid to his girlfriend.
Micron/(B) is being dominated by his lady in the swimming pool.
- Drink, slave! - Yes, mistress!
The couch. Jazz/(B), the luuuvly couple HCA&Hazi/(B) and Birra.
Half-naked men sitting by the table. Sivu, Moku, Gallstone, Zados,
FCS, Hazi, Reward, Jmagic and Mr.Sex from left to right.
Swimming pool beer relay race
Swimming.
The competition. From left to right, Micron, Suckho, Fate, Gurdan (?),
Sivu, Micron's lady, Reward (?), Razorback, Virne, FCS, Dice and AMJ.
Tough competition going on with Zados emptying his bottle in the front
while Judge Jazz/(B) is checking um...that the guys don't cheat :).
Reward and Suckho preparing themselves while Zados and Birra are racing to the bottom of their bottles.
Gallstone just emptied his bottle. The crowd is cheering!
An intense ending for an intense competition.
And here's the winning team!
Suckho, Gurdan, Mr.Sex and Birra.
Well, they won by their time, but I personally think that the losing team
had a lot more style in their performances :). (so says Lemming but seeing how the guest
team lost with over one minute difference we now really know who're the true beerheads, corrects Grendel)
Here are the happy winners again.
Gallstone/Finnish Gold, Zados/Damones, Reward/Complex, Virne/Coma.
Seuraavalla kerralla viestikapulaksi pullo Unikumia ja Carilloa!
And here's the last one of these pics. Kauramehu straight outta sauna
posing with Linda The Kyykky!
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